http://www.articlefeedster.com Free Reprint Article Feedster and Web Site Content - Arts and Entertainment (Humor) en-us http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/Frequent-Flyer-The-Old-Days.htm Having retired in 1997 I have not taken an airline flight since then. I did my 3 million miles soliciting tour operator car rental business around the world so I had enough flying. During my flying years to make flying a little more enjoyable I belonged to four Frequent Flyer programs. I wasn't too ... 14604 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:07:04 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/A-Lawyers-Favorite-Lawyer-Jokes.htm Lawyer Jokes Q: How does a pregnant woman know she is carrying a future lawyer A: She has an extreme craving for baloney. Q: What is the legal definition of quot;Appeal quot; A: Something a person slips on in a grocery store. Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers... 13816 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:37 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/American-Independence-The-True-Story.htm It was late in 1775, and King George III was at Buckingham Palace, sitting in reflective mood on his commode. His 13 year old son Prince George yes, they were very imaginative with their names, those royal types , was sitting on the floor nearby, otherwise occupied with the 18th century ... 13810 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:37 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/Beyond-Black-and-White.htm Over visiting a neighbor the other day... quot;Would you like a cup of coffee quot; he asks. quot;I just roasted the latest batch. quot; quot;Yes. Coffee sounds great. quot; quot;How do you take it quot; he asks as he grinds the beans. quot;Black; no sugar, no milk. quot; quot;Well, we have no milk anyway, only ... 13822 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:37 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/Coffee-Tips-and-the-Elimination-Thereof-.htm I have recently become frustrated with something at doughnut establishments, and I'm not referring to the scones, although - seriously - just think about the writing possibilities if I were. Rather, it's the tip cup that bothers me... To begin, I do realize that doughnut or donut, take ... 13815 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:37 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/Finding-Lost-Children.htm A couple of days ago I had to go to a dealership to get my car fixed. I am not implying that I don't want my car to have children, because who am I to make that choice More so, I was sent a letter about a recall on one of the parts the hazards, actually , meaning that the dealership was ... 13823 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:37 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/How-to-Build-a-Cobblestone-House.htm He huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down - certainly not if the house was built with cobblestones. Building cobblestone houses was a folk art that flourished in upstate New York from 1825 until the Civil War in 1860. Many of the 700 cobblestone homes that were built survive today, a ... 13812 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:37 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/Sell-Your-Phones.htm Today while driving I saw a young girl, probably around 11 years old, on a cell phone. She was walking along the side of the street talking to someone, and I couldn't help but think that maybe she was talking to someone across the street because she wasn't allowed to cross it. Whatever the ... 13818 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:37 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/The-Jokes-On-You-Who-Should-be-the-Butt-of-Your-Jokes-.htm This article was prompted by something I heard second hand about the performance of a local magician at a child's birthday party. Now, granted, this wasn't done by a clown, but I've seen clowns doing similar things. As one of his tricks, he has a child a young girl approximately 9 years old ... 13813 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:37 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/The-Restaurant-Chronicles-Part-1.htm Have you ever heard that saying, quot;The show must go on quot; When you hear it, you think of what is commonly referred to as quot;Show-biz, quot; don't you But where can you go to see the best acting money can buy, any day of the week No, I'm not talking about the theatre or TV. I'm talking about the quot;... 13809 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:37 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/The-Top-10-All-Time-Worst-Jokes-About-Piano-Players.htm Here, for your barfing pleasure, are the top ten worst jokes of all time about piano players. Nothing personal, you understand, since I am one. But a little comic relief laughing at ourselves is good for both our soul and our humility. So without further ado, here are some of the all time ... 13811 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:37 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/The-Worlds-First-Comedian-.htm If you ever saw Aristophanes live on stage, you must be sincerely old. That's because he appeared around 400 B.C., and back then the videos were pretty bad. This amazing Greek dramatist knew how to communicate through comedy. Like present-day humorists, much of his work focused on current ... 13814 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:37 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/To-See-Or-Not-To-See.htm I went to the eye doctor the other day. I thought it was time to have my eyes checked. It turned out to also be a reality picture checkup. I enter the office to be greeted by the receptionist, quot;Can I help you quot; quot;I hope so. quot; I reply, quot;I'd like to have the doctor check my eyes and write... 13821 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:37 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/Valet-Parking-Theft-with-Consent.htm This column is long overdue. To put it in library terms, which I guess I already did but I'd like to elaborate , this column is like checking out a book in 1998 but not returning it until yesterday. And by yesterday, I really mean tomorrow. This analogy will only grow as time continues ... 13819 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:37 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/3-Surefire-Ways-To-Combat-Rising-Gas-Prices.htm I have heard the rumblings of many of you in Readerland about the recent spike in gasoline prices. In fact it's all I seem to hear about lately. But at least it keeps you from rumbling about the infrequency of my columns and articles. Nonetheless, I have decided to try to help you get through ... 8239 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:35 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/Cant-Get-There-From-Here.htm Can't Get There From Here 8258 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:35 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/Computers-According-to-Carol.htm A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle. B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first. C is for Caddy: part of computer that holds a coffee cup. D is for Defrag: a popular dance in the 1920's. E is for Email: post office talk for express mail. F ... 8252 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:35 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/Dog-Poo-And-You-Thought-You-Had-Problems.htm In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town's dog poo is under attack. Park officials are desperate to resolve what could become an international incident. Unknown person or persons have been sticking little US flags into piles of doggie ... 8250 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:35 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/How-I-Spent-my-Summer-Vacation.htm One of the best parts of a vacation is the positive outlook you derive from pleasant anticipation. Another benefit is the afterglow, allowing you to feel right with the world. A general guideline I have is to live in the present and not yearn too heavily for the past or future; but making brief... 8249 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:35 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/How-To-Get-Attention-or-As-You-Read-This-You-Feel-an-Irresistible-Urge-to-Go-On-Reading-.htm We all want attention. As children we crave the attention of our parents. Later in life, we want to be seen and noticed by friends and family. And when running most any type of business, we must attract the attention of our potential customers. But how do you get somebody's undivided ... 8251 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:35 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/Humor-Quotations-Top-35-Funny-Quotations-by-Famous-Comedians.htm quot;Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer. quot; - Grace Allen Gracie quot;It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask ... 8244 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:35 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/I-Got-to-Play-an-April-Fools-Joke-Before-I-was-Born.htm I will start this by saying that yes, I did miss being an April Fool, but only by a tiny margin. I was born just twenty minutes after midnight on April 2nd, and the events of the prior day in my home were quite interesting to say the least. To get the full story I must go back and remind... 8243 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:35 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/If-Real-People-Ran-the-Bank-I-a-spoof-for-the-heart-.htm Banish Loans Forever If ordinary, hard-working, people ran the bank... the very first thing to get rid of would be loans. Absolutely no more loans! Because once they're gone, there wouldn't be any more: - Due dates - Interest charges - at any rate of interest - Late ... 8241 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:35 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/Laughing-Toward-Truth-Six-Tips-for-Lighthearted-Thinkers.htm Do you believe in the power of your convictions It's time to lighten up. People love attaching themselves to ideas. We can get pretty feisty when one of our beloved beliefs is challenged. We're too busy defending to spend our time analyzing. Truth has a tendency to get in the ... 8246 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:35 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/Marines-Dont-Take-Crap.htm We live in a world of widgets. People manufacture, distribute, and sell them. 8257 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:35 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/Military-Wives.htm I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil ... 8256 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:35 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/Pee-Here-Now.htm Several years ago, I switched health insurance companies and my new insurer sent a uniformed nurse with short black hair to my house to conduct a health assessment. We sat at my kitchen table and she officiously asked questions about my health history. quot;Diabetes quot; she asked, as if accusing ... 8240 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:35 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/The-Language-of-Appalachia.htm 8255 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:35 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/Voodoo-Munchies.htm Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on Consider the cleansing and giggle-inspiring effect of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, whenever you need to deal ... 8253 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:35 GMT http://www.ezinearticles.us/articles/Arts-and-Entertainment:Humor/Wanted-Treadmill-for-an-Elephant.htm Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill. She weighs 9,100 pounds and does not get enough exercise, especially during the long Alaskan winter months. 8259 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:02:35 GMT